How Much? How long? How many? Answering ONE MILLION questions is par for the course with a 5 year old.
The questions come quickly, especially in the car, where I’m captive and nothing
seems to make Claire happier than rambling on about all those things she wonders about.
Claire: How long until I start Kindergarten?
Me: In September. It’s about 3 months away.
Claire: When will that be?
Me: About 90 days. 90 sleeps.
Claire: Ok.
[she counts to 90 methodically, seeming to count 14 twice because
the “th” sound is a challenging one. The thirties are another interesting bump
along the way; I work hard not to smile…]
I want to do it faster Mommy. How can I count it faster?
Me: Count to ten 9 times.
Claire: [racing through 1-10 in an unintelligible blur, but
one that seems to satisfy her]. What about how many minutes and hours? Can you
add them all up? Would it be like a million? Or more? What IS a million?
Good of you to ask young grasshopper.
As luck would have it, I had checked out a book from the
library about just that.
How Many Jelly Beans? By Andrew Menotti Check it out on Amazon |
Each page has simple line drawing of the main characters, but it is the
brightly drawn jellybeans that take center stage as siblings Emma and Aiden
decide just how many jellybeans is too many. 10? 20? 10,000? On and on to ONE
MILLION.
Hoarder tendencies aside, my daughter claimed about 1,000 would be great,
roughly three a day.
Seeing one million of something was impressive to even us
adults. I mean, think about it. How much IS one million? Have you actually seen
one million of anything? Claire poured over the illustrations wondering if
there were indeed one million jellybeans on the huge gatefold conclusion page.
And my final answer, the one that seemed to satisfy my ever questioning 5 year old in regards to when Kindergarten is starting?
Corn. That’s right. Corn.
I showed her the cornfield at the end of our road and
sounding quite wise, I informed her that the corn would be ready for harvest
when she is ready for Kindergarten. Considering my daughter is going to be
starting school about 33 minutes from downtown NYC I find this answer equal
parts hilarious and sage-like.
Try Infinity and Me by Kate Hosford.
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